Little Cocks…How I hate thee ~ The Dyck Slayer

Posted by monique | Male Humiliation and Degradation,Small Cock Humiliation | Thursday 15 December 2011 4:21 pm

I mentioned in one of my last blog entries that Slave Lil Dick sent me two pictures of his worthless baby penis that damn near killed my appetite. Ugh it was the most gross and sexually devastating thing I have seen in a while. But it let me know that condoms definitely need to be made in various sizes besides the regular and then the magnum. And what Slave Ryan inadvertently did was snitch on himself as I can clearly see from the pictures that he is no longer in chastity. Which means he freed himself without my command. And more than likely he has been pinching that disgusting little minced meat baby dick penis of his as well. Tsk Tsk Tsk Slave Lil Dick. I’m going to fuck you up very soon. I do not like or tolerate disobedient slaves. Being sneaky is a form of undermining me and I will not stand for it. You kept a spare key eh? Let’s see how your balls fair up when we meet for our next session. But any way….
I want you all to tell me what you think of this misfit midget dick loser in this baggy ass condom. A regular condom nonetheless. How fucking pathetic is this shit???
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^^^^WTF to that shit. LOL What a sexual fuck up! Now you all let me know, should a baby penis fuck up like that be freed from any cock cage ever in life? Abso-fucking-lutely not. That mangled piece of shit is a total eye sore and should never see the light of day. Shit wash it in the dark as a matter of fact. There is another one that is even more pathetic but I think I will throw that one up on my wall of shame in the member’s area. Want to see it loser? Of course you do! Click the banner below and join my Femdom Palace today

This further let’s me know that condoms definitely are not one size fit all. I mean did you see how much space was left in that shit. WTF to that!!! Got damn he could probably squeeze his miserable balls in there at the same time. Jeez Louise Loser, no wonder you are still a virgin HAHAHAHAH!!
Condoms should be made like clothes. The same way I don’t want to see a super sized fat bitch in a skimpy dress is the same way tiny cocks should not be seen in condoms that are clearly too big for them. So condoms should come in sizes. Extra small for cocks under 5 inches. Small for cocks that are 5-7 inches. Medium for cocks 7 1/2 to 9 inches. Large for 9-10 inches and anything over than that is platinum dick and deserves the GOLD WRAPPER. MAGNUM BABY!! But because men make condoms and men will never admit to having a small cock because they think it takes away from their masculinity, that will not happen. I mean imagine how hilarious it would be if a man came up to the counter with a box of extra small condoms and a hot sales associate was behind the counter…wait…That idea has merit…hehehehehehe Later losers!!!

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